Since they found out I got an invite, certain chums have been wrangling to be my plus-one for Harry and Meghan’s wedding next weekend. I believe we’re distantly related, owing to a great-great-something being a Duchess of Whatsit. But of course I’m taking Manolo, my beloved Pom — it would be cruel to let that face-lift go to waste.
And I’ll do my best to represent the States in style — I’ve already packed my formal giant foam finger. Couture, of course, with the diamonds.
Speaking of royal frights, get a load of the getups caught in this week’s red carpet stakeout.
Let me cool down from this Royal Flush, and I’ll file my report:
INNOVATIVE: You say “car floor mats,” model Xenia Tchoumitcheva says “formal jackety thing.”
HOUSEHOLD FAVE: Fan Bingbing models the “Granny Toilet Tissue Cover” special.
STEADY: Flying buttresses add support to keep one stable on the red carpet. Kudos to Yara Shahidi.
TANGLE: Did Li Yuchun climb through the blinds? Brava!
ROYAL FLUSH
- 1 oz. Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey
- 1 oz. peach schnapps
Fill with cranberry juice.
Serve over ice in a cocktail glass.
— drinknation
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